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Presskit photos through the years

Yup! Time hasn't been kind to these wrinkled rockers as you can see by the presskit photos. Think of this page as a history lesson and geneology chart of who's who and "where are they now." The power core still lives on and with time, we only get more pissed off.

April 2003 slingshotVenus; a bunch of musicians who take there comedy seriously.
Feb 2003 The latest lineup of SSV. Chris Brague, Drummer and Percussionist joined the crew in November 2002
Circa 2002 The band SlingshotVenus worshiping icons and emitting various secret society hand signals.
Circa 2001 SlingshotVenus in the current membership line-up. Joining us on the left is Robin K. Eckman. He's kinda like Silent-Bob. Hence the duct tape on his mouth.
Circa 1997 The band SlingshotVenus caught on film during break time at their regular day job. Normally, Richard Doporto (shown second from right) sweeps and Patrick C. McEvoy (with broom) scrubs.Toby Hawkins III (In the white pants) has been crying lately that he doesnt like this photo because he's wearing white pants. E-mail your pants comments to:
Circa 1998. SlingshotVenus, caught on film during a rainy photo shoot. Tobias Hawkins III (holding a rain deflection device) always hogs the umbrella when it rains. Scientists theorize that lead vocalists egos, being in their heads, need to keep rain from touching the hair growth area of the top of the skull.
Circa 1995. Shortly before the departure of Matt Abernathy (second from the right) and Edward Quaman (far left)
Circa 1993. Shortly after the demise of Steven Pitsenbarger Dammit (second to the left) This concoction changed there name to SlingshotVenus.